The time has now come for the revenge on a douchebag of an ex-friend. You see I am in the military, and during my  latest deployment i wasnt able to keep an eye on my friend and my ex gf. When i got back, it turns out that my best friend of 8 years and my girlfriend of 2 had slept together behind my back.
Flash back 3 years. we were in downtown chicago at a cubs game and my friend was approached by 4 black guys saying 'what the fuck is yo problem??' 'you fuck with darnell??" 'then we gotta kick your ass homie'. Needless to say, it was a case of mistaken identity, but it scared the fuck out of him. He is still afraid of black guys because of it. 
So please, in revenge for my girlfriend, text 1(630)818-7612. TELL THEM DARNELLSENT YOU. Thank you very much