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Some claim to have big dicks and love to go around trying to prove that they have more penis than others, but they have no pics.  They're quick to say, "I'll pay for you," but often even quicker to disappear when the bill comes.  They cater to the wealthy among them, but despise the lazy and substance abusers.  What does the bible say about this?


  Letemdangle 2:1-5 (New unpublished Version)

  My brothers and sisters, believers in being a decent person, must not show favoritism.  Suppose a man comes into your coffee shop wearing a gold ring and fine clothes, and a poor man in filthy work clothes also comes in.  If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, Here's a good seat for you, but say to the working man, you stand there or sit on the floor by my feet, you shall be out of business in a short time.

  Listen, my dear brothers and sisters: Good people know who are poor in the eyes of the world to be rich in common decency and to inherit a free and loving society is promised to those who love one another.


For those who prefer the Rednote version.


  Letemdangle 2:1-5 (Rednote's  unpublished Version)

 My admires, have not the ability to write one well written blog, the Lord of Punctuation, with respect of persons.

 For if there come unto your gig  a nigger with bling, in an ungodly apparel, and there come in also a crack whore in vile raiment;

 And ye have  no respect to him that weareth the ghetto clothing, and say unto him, Suck thou here in a good place; and say to the crack whore, Get the fuck out of here you cum sucking whore:

 Are ye not then partial in yourselves, and are become judges of evil thoughts?I hope so.

 Hearken, my beloved brethren, Hath not  chosen the lazy of this world, rich in disease , and heirs of a life of  torment which he hath promised to them that don't straighten the fuck up?


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