I survived the rapture last night.
Get comfortable and ol Eastside will tell you all about it.

It all started May 21st, a beautiful day, not a cloud in the sky or a rain drop hitting the ground. Birds chirping and dogs barking. The day started usually, I woke up, showered, masturbated, and ate breakfast not in that order.

I got dressed and proceeded to walk out my front door to my truck, when all of a sudden it appeared clear as day, the evil that has been predicted, the end of humanity as we know it, I stood in fear of what I saw before me. Not knowing whether to run or just lay down and take what was coming to me, but I couldn't think straight.

It is hard to piece together how it started to transpire but a battle raged on for hours it seems, Me and the rapture going toe to toe.

I would not let it take me, for every inch of my soul would not let this happen. The power was emense and my body is now scared from the event that took place, but I won, I am free and safe to live my days here on earth, keyword safe and Ive never been more confident.

I hope others were as lucky as myself, for I survived The Rapture also known as My ex-girlfriend.