Working for the Rich and Famous
Letemdangle
Published
05/23/2011
There are three rules that apply to contractors who who work for the
rich and famous. Don't discuss their names, don't ask about their work
and never reheat Indian food in their microwaves.
These are no brainer's for the uninitiated. Other, nice to knows are no hitting on daughters or opening drawers. There are many more, but unless you need a crash course and are willing to pay me thousands of dollars, they will be held back until another time.
As most of you already know and appreciate, I work for many well healed individuals. Their stories are nothing less than fantastic and if released to the public could cause quite the scandal. One such family, I have worked for just this past long weekend.
For a lot of people the following events might seem quite drab to you. That's because the average person's live's are not scrutinized and subject to public ridicule. In the context of the rich and famous these events could plague their lives and careers forever.
This well known tough guy has a concealed carry in Canada. Not an easy feat for a private individual. For guard dog protection he has a well bred King Sheppard. A massive beast with one inch canines and paws the size of a human skull. For those who trespass into his lair a serious tongue licking with massive paws trying to bowl you over will be your reward. Once past this line of defense you are more easily detected by the ever vigilant half pound toy poodle that continuously yelps as he retreats during your advance.
Do not be dismayed. The residents are well accustomed to his incessant barking and ignore him. If you have made it this far you will notice all the doors are open and there is no alarm system. Don't try to sneak about, just walk through the house like it's your business. There are always service people there and as long as your courteous and friendly, no one will question your presence.
As you peruse your new surroundings, you will notice valuable original art with no frames, bronze sculptures, Inuit stone carvings and extremely valuable jewellery laid out on dressing tables. Upon further investigation you might notice a Ferrari with the keys on the seat, three custom choppers, keys hanging on the wall and a fully refurbished 1968 Dodge Charger.
© 2011 Letemdangle
These are no brainer's for the uninitiated. Other, nice to knows are no hitting on daughters or opening drawers. There are many more, but unless you need a crash course and are willing to pay me thousands of dollars, they will be held back until another time.
As most of you already know and appreciate, I work for many well healed individuals. Their stories are nothing less than fantastic and if released to the public could cause quite the scandal. One such family, I have worked for just this past long weekend.
For a lot of people the following events might seem quite drab to you. That's because the average person's live's are not scrutinized and subject to public ridicule. In the context of the rich and famous these events could plague their lives and careers forever.
This well known tough guy has a concealed carry in Canada. Not an easy feat for a private individual. For guard dog protection he has a well bred King Sheppard. A massive beast with one inch canines and paws the size of a human skull. For those who trespass into his lair a serious tongue licking with massive paws trying to bowl you over will be your reward. Once past this line of defense you are more easily detected by the ever vigilant half pound toy poodle that continuously yelps as he retreats during your advance.
Do not be dismayed. The residents are well accustomed to his incessant barking and ignore him. If you have made it this far you will notice all the doors are open and there is no alarm system. Don't try to sneak about, just walk through the house like it's your business. There are always service people there and as long as your courteous and friendly, no one will question your presence.
As you peruse your new surroundings, you will notice valuable original art with no frames, bronze sculptures, Inuit stone carvings and extremely valuable jewellery laid out on dressing tables. Upon further investigation you might notice a Ferrari with the keys on the seat, three custom choppers, keys hanging on the wall and a fully refurbished 1968 Dodge Charger.
© 2011 Letemdangle
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