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Get Your Love Back by Donating to Rev. Billy Squillermeir

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Don't be fooled by ads for getting your love back through black magic! Black magic is of the DEvil! If you DO get your love back through black magic, you've walked into a demonic trap! Your lives together will be miserable and you'll both burn in HELL! What? Too late? You already did? Well you've come to the right place!

For those who haven't gotten their love back, I'm offering a special prayer cloth for you to put under your pillow or pin inside your clothes. I have prayed over every one of these prayer cloths and they are blessed by the almighty hand of God. One of these cloths can be yours for 3 low, low payments of only $29.95. Buy an extra one to give to your love and you will have a spiritual link to her through God!

For those of you who have tried black magic and are now under the curse of the devil, I have a very special deal for you. Satanic spells are hard to break, but have no fear, Rev. Billy has got you covered! For 7 low, low payments of $150 each, I can send you my special curse breaking undergarment. These holy underwear are sure to break any love curse that that old demon Satan has you bound to. They have the added benefit of having a cross stitched in silk on the crotch to remind you not to touch yourself. You wouldn't want the added problem of the demon Masturbation, now would you? Of course, you'll need a pair for your love, too.

If you order today, I will throw in absolutely free, the Rev. Billy Squillermeir Daily Prayer Book. Each day, there is a new prayer for Jesus to make you rich. But wait! That's not all! If you send in a donation of $5000 or more, I will put your name in 24 carat gold on a brick in my fine temple to God. A donation of $10,000 or more gets your name on one of the pillars. Wouldn't you like to be known as a pillar of the church?

That's all the time I have for today. Be sure to act now! Don't delay! Send it TODAY!

Copyright 2011 Cal Jennings

SpaceEagle Uploaded 06/02/2011
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