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These are some actual answers given on various British Television Game Shows..... Hope you enjoy!

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for cherrypickers and cheesemongers?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. Theyre regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.


BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isnt my strong point.
Theakston: Theres a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester


BBC RADIO NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I dont know.
White: Ill give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if youre not weak, youre?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct and what was Lord Mountbattens first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?


LATE SHOW (BBC RADIO MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy ?
Contestant: France
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, lets try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I dont know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris .


THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the
Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.


BEACON RADIO ( WOLVERHAMPTON )
DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?


UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BB2)
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhis first name?
Contestant: Goosey?


GWR FM (Bristol)
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963 ?
Contestant: I dont know, I wasnt watching it then.


RTE RADIO 2FM ( IRELAND )
Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ..?
Caller: Mohicans.


PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)
Phil: Whats 11 squared?
Contestant: I dont know.
Phil: Ill give you a clue. Its two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?


RICHARD AND JUDY (BB1)
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
A: Forrest Gump.


RICHARD AND JUDY (BBC1)
Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er . . .
Leslie: He makes bread . .
Contestant: Er . .
Leslie: He makes cakes . . .
Contestant: Kipling Street ?


LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona
presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: Im sorry, I dont know the names of any countries in Spain


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NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question: What is the worlds largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific


ROCK FM ( PRESTON )
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant: Magna Carta.


JAMES OBRIEN SHOW (LBC)
OBrien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth er er three?


CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna ?
Caller: Japan
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didnt hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er Mexico ?


PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.


DARYL DENHAMS DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO) Daryl Denham: In which
country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland ?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ?
Denham (helpfully): Its a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant: No.


PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)
Wood: What K could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er . . .
Wood: Its got two syllables . . . Kor . . .
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant: Walked?


THE VAULT (ITV)
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.


LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Presenter: Thats close enough.


STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)
Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?
Contestant: Jesus.

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