You know you know it.  I know you know it.  You know I know you know it and vice versa.  It's time for everyone's favorite game: FUCK, MARRY, KILL.  With all of the trolling going on in these parts, I figure a group game is in order to unite both the troll and serious blogger, blurring the lines between good and evil.  Here are the rules:

Sooooo, take your pick of 3 Ebaumers.  One you fuck, one you marry, and one you kill.  You must provide rationale for your answers.  Please post your reply in the comments of this blog.  Here is mine:

Fuck: UsedCarMan.  I have my eye on a Chevy Malibu and I have a feeling he would get me a hell of a deal.

Marry: We'd have to go to Hawaii, but Biser.  She's about the wittiest person I know and I think she'd be a great step-mom.

Kill: Volcom.  He got rid of the Llamapillar avatar which always made me giggle, so I now have no reason to tolerate him.

I'm Sheza and I'm bored enough to be here.