Ohayou, guys! I'm a reporter for the Meowly Meowmeow. I was one of the few reporters invited to the gala where the event of the year took place. Princess Filene scandalised the royal family by agreeing to marry RJM, a famous gynecologist from United States. And he's not of royal blood!

Nobody predicted what would actually happen, even though it was supposed to be the wedding of the decade. Steev0 played canon on his Jackson guitar while princess Filene slowly rode a unicorn towards the altar. She looked dazzling in her long, white dress. It went smooth so far. Too smooth. And yes, as soon as RJM appeared in the doorway, a dark figure jumped out from behind the bench and kidnapped him

We don't know where exactly RJM is now, but we did learn the kidnapper's indentity. It's Trizza4show, a famous Ebaumsworld closeted homosexual, who's probably in love with RJM. This is a disaster! RJM's butthole is in grave danger. If you've seen a young man who looks like a gayer version of Justin Bieber, please contact the local police!