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Movies That Are Actually Scary

Since Tomlet knows shit about good horror movies (which I have already proved), I decided to write a blog about movies which aren't just a copy of some ghost movie cliche or have a serial killer going after somebody.

Bloodrayne

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It's one of the scariest movies you probably ever watched. It was filmed by Uwe Boll and features actors like the Terminator chick, Micheal Madsen and Meatloaf. It's based on a shitty video game. It's about a vampire girl who kills nazis. What's even more scaring is that Uwe Boll made two more parts of the movie. And what's pants-shitting scary, Uwe Boll made different movies too. Tons of them. They costed the producers millions of dollars, because they are almost always flops. But he keeps making them. And nobody stops him!!!!! Horrors with unstoppable characters are some of the most scary ones.

I Am Legend

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The horror movie that came down in history because of it's racial stereotypes. The main character, played by Will Smith, is an afro-American surrounded by zombies. He's the only survivor in town. He steals a car at the beginning of the movie, listens to hip-hop, say's words like "sheeyat," "dayum," "werd" and "that shit is tight." He tries to develop the Cool Aid formula but fails. He tests it on animals and zombies but they keep dying. The white people are portrayed as flesh-eating zombies who won't go out during the day (means they won't attack a black person when they can be seen). But at night, he has to be alert. It's a very scary story about the only black guy in the neighborhood and how he has to deal with rasial issues.

First Shop of Coffee Prince

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There's this girl who looks like a boy and gets a job at a caffeteria. She needs to act like she's a guy cause otherwise she wouldn't get the job. The manager slowly falls in love with her, but struggles with the feeling, cause it makes him a faggot. Soon he comes out of the closed and accepts his homosexuality. Then it turns out his boyfriend is a girl. Seriously, that's one of the scariest movies ever. And it's a series. So there's hours and hours of homoerotic drama in it. And they even kiss. Watch it only if you think you're tough enough to handle it.

What about you? Did you watch a horror movie that wasn't just the same zombie cliche only it was made by Mexicans like the REC? Cause judging from the number of praise that shit gets from bloggers here, it's obvious that most people in this section doesn't know much about quality horror cinema. Share your opinions in the comments section below.




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