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Most epic adventure ever. Unfortunately we only got to the store and he disconnected. 


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im bored
You: grab whats right next to you to use as a weapon
You: 
a zombie is entering the room
Stranger: omg i see it
You: 
hurry!
You: 
what is your weapon
Stranger: this laptop?
You: 
its coming closer!
You: 
mmmmmm brains
Stranger: oh sit 
Stranger: shit*
Stranger: ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i threw a grenade and it blew up :D
You: 
its ded
Stranger: zombie guts everywhere
You: 
now your door is wide open
You: 
the zombie broke it down
You: 
and the neighborhood dogs are barking
Stranger: its okay they're chihuahuas 
You: 
someone ran into the house
You: 
bro bro, you wouldn't believe what i just saw
You: 
theres these zombie fuckers walking all over
You: 
he scratched my arm see?
You: 
you gotta help me, my whole family got eatin
Stranger: what do i do now???
Stranger: lets go kick some zombie ass
You: 
okay
You: 
here take this *hands you a gun*
Stranger: *takes gun* 
Stranger: lets go
You: 
he walks outside
You: 
oh shit!
You: 
you hear shooting
You: 
i got him!
Stranger: theres another one!
You: oh gawd!
Stranger: *shoots* 
Stranger: no i missed
You: 
blam blam
Stranger: *shoots again*
Stranger: GOT HIM
You: 
okay
Stranger: see anymore?
You: jeez that was close
You: 
i think we'r good
Stranger: okay
You: 
you got a car?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: get in
You: awesome
You: 
*gets in passenger seat*
You: 
whats shaking my seat?
You: 
oh gawd!
You: 
zombie in the car
You: 
*shooting*
Stranger: GET OUT!
You: 
ok!!!
You: 
ahhhh
Stranger: *shoots crazily*
Stranger: gets it in the arm
You: 
you see smoke come out the engine compartment
You: 
fucking shit
You: lets take the neighbors car
Stranger: ok lets go
Stranger: you drive
You: gets in and hot wires it
Stranger: gets in passenger seat
You: 
lets go to walmart
You: 
well need supplies
You: 
pulls out and starts driving*
Stranger: yea im running out of bullets
You: 
walmarts got ammo
Stranger: k good
You: 
cars are wrecked all over the streets
You: 
wer driving dodging zombies stumbling around
Stranger: we should run over them
You: 
fuck yes
You: 
bump-bump
Stranger: hahhaha
You: 
what a fag boat we killed him
You: 
theres walmart
You: lets go in
Stranger: ok
You: 
the doors wont open
You: 
*throws a brick*
You: 
alright there we go
You: 
its all dark inside
Stranger: ill find the lights
You: 
hanging lights are sparking
You: 
okay
You: 
you see a light switch
Stranger: yea its to the left
Stranger: ill turn it on
You: 
you flip the switch
Stranger: *lights go on *
You: 
but the lights are brokened
You: 
aw shit
You: 
we need flash lights
You: 
*turns on cell phone*
You: 
use this to look for camping goods
Stranger: ok 
You: 
we see the big sign camping goods isle 5
Stranger: you get ammo
You: 
the whole store is a mess
You: 
we both grab a couple flash lights
You: 
ok ill get ammo
Stranger: ok
You: 
and some guns
Stranger: alrighty
You: 
you grab wahtever you think well need
You: 

i fill a shopping cart with shotguns rifles handguns and boxes of ammo


(he disconnected)

Frogbob Uploaded 07/20/2011
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