Some of your eBaum Friends and I have made a Happy Birthday blog for you. I know it's tomorrow, but I want you to get it before then.
 


  Happy bird day!

Happy Birthday SJG, May the smell of rancid chicken permeate all you hold dear. - Gonzolo73

Happy birthday SJG, I want to thank you for being my friend! ^copy pasta Hmmmm...my bday was June 23rd...I even posted it on the calendar on our blogging site. Not to mention in a blog on EBW. Nobody loves me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms :)

 Happy Born-Day SJG! Make sure you don't get too sloshed... I expect you to write a hilarious blog about your endevours, try and make sure to remember them. XD Your alt, Tyaeda.

Happy Burpday, I love you. You little scallywag!

SJG, Happy Birthday and all my best wishes on this your 26th? birthday! I feel we are friends even though we've never met!. Once again Happy Birthday and I hope all your wishes come true! MjrF

Happy Birthday SJG! Lets hook up and you can play with my balls!

Happy Birthday!


From Rednote67
Happy Birthday, Strght! Hope your upswing continues and you kick the worlds' ass SOON!!! Enjoy your day, especially if it means pissing off assholes! Love ya!


Hey SJG, Happy Birthday. Just remember, you may be another year older but your also...Uh, well...you're... oh hell, I got nothin'.



Happy Birthday!





Wishing you a wonderful birthday. 

If I have missed anybody, my apologies. If you would like to wish Straightjacketgirl a Happy Birthday, feel free to do that in the comments section. Thank you!