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The Truth...

Not long ago, I read a comment from tomlet that gave me an idea for a gallery.  My idea was to collect screen shots of all the times neko said "butt-hurt," "faggot," or "gay-ass,"  just to poke a little fun at the troll.  Then I thought what the hell, I might as well do the same for what neko calls his "veteran account," specstorm.  What I found was enlightening.  No, that's not right, it wasn't enlightening at all.  It was merely a confirmation of what I already knew to be true.  Allow me to explain:

Specstorm's comments date back to 2007, before mrsnekojeans was conceived of.  Before he began to pretend he was an Asian girl living in Australia and making a living as a pianist.  The truth is that neko is male, does not live in Australia, and is not Asian.  Therefore the video he posted of the female Asian playing the piano is in fact, not him.  The facebook account he brags about is not his.  Additionally, he has posted a link to that facebook page in some of his comments.  I have included a screenshot of that comment, but carefully obscured the link to protect the true owner of that account. But then again, maybe someone should send a facebook message to that account owner, providing a link to EBW in which neko claims it as his own.  That might get interesting.  All the blogs with that poor girl's picture and FB link posted right here on EBW.  But I digress, back to the point of this blog.  If any of the links below do not work, just cruise on over to my profile and look at my submissions.  You will find them all there.

Here is the first gallery which confirms neko/specstorm is in fact, male:

This next gallery tells me neko/specstorm is not Asian:

The next gallery is a little weird in that it proves that neko/specstorm is obsessed with eating penises:

And here is evidence that neko/specstorm does not live in Australia:

The following gallery might indicate that neko/specstorm is a hermaphrodite, as his comments demonstrate the assumption that everyone has both male and female genitalia.  Sound weird?  Have a look for yourself:

After viewing that last gallery, one could theorize that the neko account was made after specstorm's corrective surgery completed his transformation into a woman.  Nah, he's a dude.  Just a really confused dude, which might explain the fashion tips he posts with pictures of men wearing women's clothing.  But I'll stop there.  I don't want this to turn into a "psychologistic" blog analyzing neko/specstorm's current gender identity crisis.

And for the last specstorm gallery, here are some random comments I thought were worth including:

But wait, I'm not finished!  I still owe you the gallery I originally thought of.  The gallery I was going to create from neko's comments.  But then I discovered more possibilities.  More galleries that demonstrate the ugliness that is neko.  Here we go.

We'll start with the use of alts.  In the following gallery you will see that it is ok for neko to use alts to give himself multiple five star ratings and thumbs up, but a heinous crime for anyone else to do so:

In the next galley, neko proves how racist he is:

The following gallery demonstrates neko's inflated ego:

And now, the much anticipated "butt-hurt faggot" gallery:

And lastly, I leave you with some random comments from neko that I thought were worth posting:

So there you have it.  Here are my predictions:  Neko will flag this blog and all the galleries (don't worry, they will come back, or I'll post everything again, whichever).  He will accuse me of photo-shopping all the comments.  He will then turn around and accuse me of being a stalker who is obsessed with him.  He will likely go and begin deleting all his comments in an attempt to "hide the evidence."  That's ok.  I have plenty more screen shots that I did not use... this time.

The bottom line is this:  neko is not a female.  He does not live in Australia.  He is not Asian.  He does not play the piano.  He does not have 1700 friends on facebook.

Here's a message for you, neko/specstorm:  You want to troll me?  Go right ahead.  I'll play along and troll you back.  But when you make personal attacks on the family members of users here, and wish personal tragedies on them, the gloves are off.

And here's a message for whoever it was who snuck into the off-site forum that Tyaeda set up:  If you really did provide info from that site to neko and others here on EBW, you are playing with fire.  I have a suspicion as to who you are, but I'll keep that to myself for now.

To the rest of the bloggers, I bid you a good day!

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