Hairlessnubs lives in the porch of his stepmothers trailer

He drinks like a fish and talks like a sailor

Last year he discovered the internet and it changed his life

Now he lives in cyber world and has an internet wife

Sometimes when he drops a deuce he forgets to wipe

Because he's too busy thinking up more garbage to type

We thought we had lost him we hoped he was dead

We wondered if his cousin squished him, when she rolled over in bed

Turns out he's still alive and his life is still just a joke

His posts are nothing more then a reflection of dem dare trailer trash folk

We'll probably only have to deal with him for a couple more years

And the blah that he writes while sitting alone drinking 50 cent beers

It wont be too long before he realizes the world would be better if he was dead

And there was one less among us that was Messed In The Head

So MITH hairlessnubs go give your stepmom one final kiss

Then do us all a great favour and go slit your wrist.

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