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How to Troll Your Brother When He Asks You to Help Him Move

HOW TO TROLL YOUR BROTHER WHEN HE ASKS YOU TO HELP HIM (AND HIS FIANCEE) MOVE

1. Slip movies nobody watches anymore in with his stuff.  The more embarrassing/childish/girly, the better.  If desired, download pirate copies of something even worse, and burn them to a LightScribe DVD with a scan of his "awesome stuff" box label as the disc design (so it's in his handwriting, not yours).  BONUS: Arrange the unloading phase so his nosy fiancee or the new housemate gets the box of DVDs.

2. Replace his pansy-ass alcohol-free mouthwash with real Scope or Listerine.  Colors should match the colors of the original contents.

3. Tie all the cords and wires from his electronics together in a giant Gordian knot.  BONUS: Bend the center pins of all his coaxial cables.

4. Delete the saves on all his games.

5. Superglue the mouths of all his action figures together so the inside of the box looks like a gay make-out party.

6. Fasten the fuzzy handcuffs you found under the hide-a-bed to the exhaust pipe of his car.  (also, burn the hide-a-bed)

7. Leave the bottom of a box untaped and put it on the counter somewhere in the way so he has to move it.  Make sure it's one with side-handles so he instinctively uses those instead of grabbing the bottom.

8. Glue trollfaces over the heads of the characters on his posters.

9. Replace his fiancee's birth-control pills with acidophilus pearls.  Maybe you'll get a niece you can spoil when he inevitably asks you to babysit.

10. Get a cheap kids' watch with an alarm.  Set it for a time you know your brother will be asleep.  Remove the band to make it smaller, and hide it somewhere in his new room.
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