Ohayou, guys! There's been a lot of strange subcultures throughout centuries. One of them is very special. I'm talking about guidos. How to spot a guido? Easily. They have a lot of tan. So much, it sometimes looks like their skin is orange. They spend a lot of time working out. They also have spiky hair. Less attractive people and ones that have complexes about their looks usually envy guidos and call them less intelligent, which is a stupid, untrue stereotype.




When did the guido fad start? Scientists agree that it was when the very popular Japanese cartoon Dragonball Z became a hit on Cartoon Network. A lot of people wanted to look like Songoku, the main character who had spiky hair and a very muscular body. Goku is a Saiyajin, a humanoid from a different planet who came to Earth in a space ship sent by his father after his planet was destroyed. Wait a minute, that's a faggot-ass Superman rip-off now that I think about it. So anywho, Goku was raised on Earth and later his kin found him and blah blah blah. There's Saiyajins who look buff, martial arts are their life, they act like douche bags and have spiky hair. 




True guidos look like Goku and are proud of it. They take his philosophy as their own. Here are some examples:

- steroids are good, cause they regenerate your muscles (Goku's favorite steroid brand is Magic Beans)
- hair gel is your friend, make them look spiky as shit
- chicks dig tan

Now you probably feel stupid that you didn't know anything about this great subculture