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Vegans, vegetarians, and pescetarians need to be exterminated.

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This past week, I unfortunately had to force myself into a nearby Whole Foods in order to partake in their various "selection" and acquire some of their goods. To those who are unfamiliar with Whole Foods, the place is basically an unkempt haven littered with Buddy Holly glasses wearing hipsters who preach the so-called "goodness" behind being vegans, vegetarians, and pescetarians (people who only eat fish and vegetables, which is quite facepalming worthy). 

While browsing Whole Food's "organically fed" meat section, I overheard a conversation between a couple consisting of a tie-dyed shirt wearing hippy whose greasy hair enshrouded his shoulders and some white skirt wearing hippy cunt (who was completely neglecting the whole "don't wear white after Labor Day" saying) who were casually walking by the meat section. Their shopping cart, unsurprisingly, bared mostly raw "organically grown" vegetables and other items that can be deemed as being tasteless and overall disgusting. This is how the conversation transpired: 

Greasy hair faggot: Take a look at that meat section, so wrong and immoral. How would these people like it if animals feasted upon humans? So wrong! 

White skirt cunt: What nerve for these people to eat meat, known to clog your arteries and shorten your life span. Nothing good comes out of meat! 

These society leeches were obviously attempting to initiate something with the consumers browsing the meat section as they spoke loudly and in a very condescending and egotistical tone. Their intention, obviously, was to deceive people into thinking that humans are supposed to disregard their omnivorous status (balancing between legumes/vegetables AND meat) in an extreme manner and become plant chewing numbskulls who petition the "fascist" government that plagues America, purchase organic shampoo, practice Buddhism, and wear dandruff riddled Pink Floyd "Dark Side of the Moon" t-shirts. 

That being said, I would like to say that if you are a vegan, a vegetarian, or a pesce - ah, who the fuck cares because if you are a "pescetarian," you are worthless scum - you need to take a good look in the mirror and realize that not everything revolves around you. Do you ever see meat eaters attempt to impose their views onto others? Nope. It's always the pig ass dumbasses who waltz around the inner cities with their large picketing signs and unorthodox fashion styles that pass around bullshit brochures filled with nothing but deceptions of how "cows are untreated" and "meat only kills and will shorten your lifespan significantly." 

Eat whatever the fuck you want - you don't need these food police morons to constantly bombard you with their presence and garbage. If you wish to contribute to society, find where some of these dirty hippies are headquartered and enjoy a nice steak dinner with a side of steak and hotdogs while drinking pig blood right in front of the entrance to their hideout. 

BUT BUT BUT ANDREW U FUCKIN IDIOT MEATMAKES U LOOK UNHEALTHY AND FAT AND MICHAEL MOORE DID A DOCUMENTARY ON FAT PEOPLE AND MADE THE MEAT INDUSTRY LOOK DUMB LOL 

What's ironic about the whole "meat eaters are unhealthy" statement is that vegans and their counterparts are normally sickly looking: pale white skin, dark bags under their eyes, frail bones, anorexia, and thread-like brittle hair. So please, by all means, keep persisting your bullshit lies on how meat eaters are the unhealthy while you refuse to look in the mirror. 

andrewryan69 Uploaded 09/13/2011
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