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If you got a object you need to pick up don't have a laser thermometer, and don't know if it's too hot, here's a no fail test you can do.


I lovingly call it my "oshit" test cus if you don't follow it right you'll say oh shit.


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Oshit, Observe, spit, hover, insect, touch


Observe- the item, if it's glowing red, yellow or even white, pee on it.

Spit- if it's not glowing, spit or pee on it. If it sizzles then drink a brewskie and pee more.

Insect- if it don't glow or sizzle. Insects hover around and piss you off, do that with your hand, hover over the thang and if you feel heat coming off then pee on it again.

Touch- after all steps above touch it. Use your thumb because if you burn off nerves that's okay, you usually use your index to feel shit. Hold your thumb on it and say "Alabama" then take it off and wait for the burn. If you don't blister you're good to go.


Extra tip, if you're a chick an you can't aim your pee then go an fetch your man. If you don't have a man then I'll get you the number to my brother Larry.


Thank you and good night.

Frogbob Uploaded 09/15/2011
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