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Suicidal man on Brooklyn Bridge.

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Hello toall ma friends in Eb world. So the past week i've been chilling at wall street smoking joints in public, with a I don't give a fuck look on my face. I decided to join the protest because I saw on the news that there were naked babes walking around and i wanted in on the action. I saw a couple of titties, but unfortunatly they belonged to some ass smelling hippies. First off I gotta say there is something about Manhattan that gets me lifted, as soon as i get off the subway coming from Brooklyn, I have this cheshire cat grin on my face. Inside of me feels so alive.. seeing all these beautiful people dressed so nicely so alive going to work conversing, i am in so much awe whenever i goto the city. I wore my favorite shirt which says free hugs on it, and i love it when random people hug me. Btw the protesters at wall street.. ima be honest half the people there don't know wtf they are doing lol,after dinner and a fat joint with some hippies i became friends with, i decided to walk the brooklyn bridge and then hop on the train home in bk.During the pleasant walki see a man dressed in black with tears on his face,leaning on the edge of the bridge.

At first i thought he was just throwing up or something, but this guy looked pretty out of it. So when i got near the exit of the bridge i told an officer that i think someone was about to jump off the bridge, and he says don't worry bout it, it happens all the time, and continued eating his gyro sandwhich. I didnt have much to do that day so i decided to walk back and see if the lil fucker jumped off. Well he didn't.. but i was in such a cheery and happy mood i wanted to talk to him. I said whatsup buddy you look troubled, care for a smoke? As he wiped the tears off his face and that annoying choking sound that happens when u cry alothe ses ok. I asked him if he was gonne jump off the bridge, (while smoking a spliff), he replied with a nod , a serious one, i could tell in his mind he wasnt feelin homeostasis. As we talked he reveals to me that he was gnna kill himself over a woman. Goddamn it it makes me sick when i see a man ,someone with balls and a dick crying over a woman... wtf is this you cant go find another pussy to fuck, i took the joint from his hand and i said are you fucking kidding me, wake the fuck up romeo. He said ye your right man im feeling better thanks. Allright ma man lets get sumtin to eat i saw a cop eating a real good gyro lets go get one of those and find you some pussy. He says ok so we started walking and he was a lil slow so i was walking like 3 feet ahead of him.

I was talking about how much i love weed and started rambling cuz its what i do wen i get stoned . then i realize its awfully quiet i turn around and nobody is there, i'm like wtf where did he go, i run to the railing and saw the water disrupted as if someone jumped in. Right then i realized what happened my insides felt numb, but something inside me clicked, i became grateful just to be alive and all the things that bothered me didnt mean anything to me anymore.. i felt enlightened.

JimmyChenga Uploaded 10/04/2011
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