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Who am I?

- I was born in 1904   - My father was a lawyer - My parents told me I was the reincarnation of my dead brother - When I was 16, my mother died of breast cancer - In 1922 people found me odd because of my long hair, moustache, sideburns and knee breeches -In 1926 I was expelled from college for starting unrest - I married in 1934 to Elena Ivanovna Diakonova - I attended a forum in the same year dressed in a glass case containing a bra. I also attended a Fancy-dress party with my wife dressed as the Lindbergh baby and his kidnapper - In 1939 I was given the nickname Avida Dollars as an insulting reference to my commercialism - I was also fascinated by DNA and Mathematics, especially visual mathematics like the way a rhinocerous horn represents a logarithmic spiral - In 1968 I filmed a funny advertisement for Lanvin chocolates and designed the Chupa-Chups logo. - In 1980 I found that my senile wife had been poisoning me and it had resulted in nerve damage. It ended my profession. - Idied at 84 on January 23rd, 1989 of heart failure - The most common piece of trivia about me is I once turned up to a show in a limosine filled with turnips.::::::::::::::::::::::::::Who::::::::Am::::::::::::::I::::?
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