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Were having yet another epic night at 50s, and being M3, I do what I do best: I get fucking wasted.

I drink a shit load of Pride and Clarke when all of a sudden this beautiful red headed babe knocks into me. I ignore her, finish most of the bottle, and then drink some Irish malt whiskey that 50 had. After that whiskey I was a disaster waiting to happen.

I walk right up to this girl, put my left arm around her, and say, You are the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen. Im smooth like that.

Her response was, and I quote, Wow you must be drunk because no guy has ever told me that. I was shocked when I heard this, so I took another swig of liquor and walked away. Turns out this girl was a lesbian and was trying to hook up with another other girl at the party. FML.

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