Take it from me, Uncle Jesse
I'd like to take this time to tell why the blog section here is essentially worthless.
Barely anyone writes about something other than trite bullshit. Most of what I see is drivel. Pointless drivel... And yes, I am fully aware of the irony inherent in this statement.
I've seen only a select handful discuss meaningful topics with any semblence of understanding.
No one writes blogs anymore.
I don't read the blogs anymore.
Overrun by immature tit mongers too obsessed with seeing a nipple to understand anything conceptually demanding.
Not enough nipples in the blog section.
Have I mentioned I don't read the blogs? I, I, I... I one more time.
I don't want to read a story about how you went to Wal-Mart to buy a saucepan, but all they had there were skillets and dutch-ovens. Nobody cares about your life here. Seriously.
And lastly, everything I've written is utter bullshit. I don't know what I'm talking about and you've lost precious time reading this that could have been spent trying to hunt down that picture of two dudes with the same turd in both their buttholes. You loser.