Animals damage report from rented house
Written about in previous stories(Go back a couple pages and look for Bumblefuck House) and talked about all throught our home town, this list is finally getting released to the public. Lets sum it up Animals rented a house in the middle of no where to get drunk, fuck, and party hard. Results are a broken house.
Here is an email that 50 recieved after the owner cleaned is house.
Damages List for Cooks Falls Rd NY
1-Kitchen door screen ripped off.
2-Downstairs Bathroom Toilet Seat Ripped off its hinges
3-Chandelier in Kitchen Not Working due to food like substance in bulb sockets.
4-Red Antique Chair from Dining Room Soaked with Urine. Completely Unusable. Chair worth $500
5-Ceiling in Dining room had hole. Footprints on the ceiling were visible next to hole.
6-Living Room Coffee table had 3 broken legs. Unusable , table worth $100
7-Brown Antique chair from Living Room had both legs broken. Chair worth $250
8-Wood Burning Stove from Living room had broken pipe.
9-Ceiling in living room had hole along with footprints next to damage.
10-All end tables in all 9 bedrooms had burn marks from either incense candles and cigarettes.
11-Coffe Table in entertainment room had burn marks.
12-All through the home there was severe carpet stains from urine or vomit or whatever substance was spilled.
13-Toilet seat from upstairs bathroom was broken and unhinged.
14-Siding on outside deck had ketchup stains and some creamy substance that will require professional outdoor window and siding cleaners to come.
15-Same Ketchup and Creamy Substance on glass window in front of house
16-Window Screen from upstairs 2nd Bathroom ripped off track and completely unusable now.
17- Living Room curtain ripped off its rail and now unusable.