Self e-fucking-steem? I have way too much of it, probably sucked up kharmically from all of those losers out there who piss and moan about how tough life is and decide it's time to end it all and so they ate a whole pack of mentos while guzzling a two liter Diet Coke to kill themselves and then awaken in the morning to wonder why they're still alive with a caffeine hangover and minty-fresh diarrhea.

Now, time for another gulp of that self esteem stuff.

-Sex Confession