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OK, Ryan, you win. SHORT STORY FICTION.

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   You're right, man- I can't beat you. I can't beat Neko, either. You guys are just too smart for me.
   So I'm gonna go ahead and take you up on your suggestion... That we join forces. With the likes of us working together, no one has a fucking shot at ever fucking with this blog section again.
   You in, man? or are you afraid that maybe I'm not being honest with you? I suspect there's still quite a bit of pussy left in that sack, so I would understand if you were afraid, but it's time to band together.
   Look- here's the deal. You accept me in your merry band of blogging geniuses, I tell you guys the whole truth about me, from the tap-dancing lessons to the failed tryout for Panther Punter. Yes, it's all true. And you can know all of it, if you'll just LET ME IN.
   I'm tired of fighting. No more energy for this dumb shit. Let me help you guys- I'll teach you grammar, spelling, and even give you ideas for interesting blogs- just ACCEPT ME.
   Thanks for your time, you brilliant people. I humbly accept your acceptance, in advance.
   And you're Welcome for having me!
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