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When I view a video of a kid on roller blades bust his head open after a failed attempt at jumping 15 stairs, it makes me happy..........If the U.S.A. devised a plan to push all illegal aliens from south of the border north , would Canada then be known as Americas sombrero?..........I have a cup on my desk with around 40 pens that won't write, yet I refuse to dispose of them..........Do you ever watch an awful video, click on the same video an hour later to read the lone comment, and then become aggravated that the comment is "lol' ..........All mascots of professional sports teams should be fired. My beer would then cost $8.75 instead of $9.00..........I look forward to the day when Facebook charges all of its users a monthly fee. Hundreds of millions of people will be so pissed off. I will laugh at them..........If the internet permanently crashed worldwide, global riots would likely follow..........If everyone carried a firearm there would be less crime..........It's funny to give people from out of town the wrong directions for no other reason than to be a dick..........The N.F.L. should play games 7 days a week, no exceptions..........Vodka and NyQuil on the rocks is a great cocktail for breakfast..........Religious people that ring my doorbell and attempt to push their beliefs upon me piss me off. If I want knowledge about your views, I'll seek it, get the fuck off of my lawn..........Faceless avatars should be banned from commenting or uploading any form of content to this site, views only until they take 10 seconds to load a face..........I love that the Chicago Cubs have been losers for more than 100 years. I despise them..........Did you spend 75 hours getting 100% completion in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, only to be bummed out that your reward was the rhino tank, a vehicle you already had the cheat code for?..........I feel the need for punctuation, grammar, and paragraphs is highly overrated, I prefer dots..........Many many dots..........Do you feel as unsatisfied about reading this as I do about typing it? I apologize..........I am now more bored than I was when I began this pointless entry.......... I think I'm going to take a nap..........Bye.
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