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If not explicitly obvious by the title of this blog, I am the best. Period. Don't even attempt to argue with me because, quite frankly, I will terminate your existence on here. 

Go ahead, rate this blog one star ... leave me a typical irate old man response like "back in my day, we used to hang colored younglings like you!" or "in Vietnam, we killed those orientals and fried 'em like I'm about to do to you!"  ... flag this blog and cry to Dread or to one of Pepper's other lackeys. Speaking of that, I would like to turn your attention to my previous blog, which was flagged by rednote (or one of his old man cronies) and deleted unbeknownst to my followers and friends alike. 

The fact of that matter is that all of this attention I'm receiving is just bolstering my reputation and my ego ... understand? Do you understand, rednote, you senile welfare recipient? Keep writing blogs in my dedication and keep trying to belittle me by pointing out "flaws" in my spelling, grammar, or paragraph structure. I am growing stronger by the minute and I will persist my intake of strength while you and your thugs linger and implore your "superiors" to exterminate my presence. 

OH OH BUT ANDREW I'M PART OF THE 1% WHO WHO WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CONTROLLING BULLSHIT YOU MEANY STUPID DUMB DUMB HEAD!! STOP BLOGGING AND GO PLAY WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND *SNICKER SNICKER*

Yeah, real original ... maybe back in the 50s, when "boyfriend" jokes were all the rage the above would be considered comedy but nowadays, it isn't. Oh yeah, 1% ... allow me to reiterate how original that statement is. Instead of berating someone of superior status, go preoccupy yourselves in front of a Chuck E. Cheese and start handing out flyers, you incompetent boors. Get used to me.

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Peace. 

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