Christmas time is here again! I thought I'd share this recipe, its a favorite of mine. If you want you can substitute the nuts for kisses or chocolate balls.  Either way its a great excuse to put on that old dusty sombrero and possibly abuse a member of your family. Feliz Navidad! 

1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check tequila again to be sure it is the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large bowl. Add 1 tsp of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fruit getas stuck in the beaters, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Test the tequila for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something, check the tequila, now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon of sugar or somefin,whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and dont to fall over. Get up, check tequila. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe off the counter with the cat.

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