The new guy presents a challenge

I left a comment on evil___monkey's blog and quickly deleted it. It was in response to his title 'Noah's Ark: The most implausible story ever'. My comment was about me getting Scarlett Johansson pregnant. Implausible yes but not good enough.

This leads to the challenge. Write a blog that really could be the most unbelievable story ever. Don't let some rookie come in and set the bar.

-Adios