So like a lot of you out there I mainly sit at a computer all day and pretend I am doing something constructive. That was going quite well until the other day when a good thing happened with adverse side effects. To explain a little, I live and work right next to ocean and I also have an office with a rather large set of windows. I also have the only office ,other than the president of the company, who faces towards the ocean. This was of little consequence previously due to the obstruction of our view by a rather large brick building. Well low and behold Friday the 25th a demolition crew showed up and tore that damn thing down. I now have an unobstructed view of the ocean and all the women walking up and down the beach. That was the good part here comes the unfortunate consequence. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry is hanging out in my office to admire the "view".  All of these people work under me however I need to set a good example of work ethic so my dicking around is greatly reduced. At one point today I had eleven people standing at my window and until I threatened to fire someone they were all quite happy ignoring my presence.  Oh, and to top everything off this afternoon a homeless man was thoughtful enough evacuate his bowels beneath my window. I know what your thinking "what a thoughtful tramp to at least tuck up in the hedge". Thank God it's Friday