I don't give a damn about tweekers,
I don't give a damn about your speakers.
I don't give a damn about the lab, or it's beakers.



I don't give a damn about those handicapped spaces.
I don't give a damn if she's over 18 with those braces.
I don't give a damn that you buy KY by the cases.


I don't give a damn that nothing rhymes with New Hampshire.
I don't give a damn about New Hampshire,
I don't give a damn about New Hampshire.


I don't like motivational speakers. seriously bro???? $50,000 for 2 hours of pop psychology...

Also, why are educators so needy? The people over at Smashburger don't need me to write why i Value them on the wall, and they don't even know what tenure means.


Any meeting that busts out those huge sticky pads for collaboration, is intended for retards...


I want to make homemade sour cream, i bought 2 gallons of cream. How long do I need to ferment it?