A Poem for my Potty.
Tyaeda
Published
01/31/2012
At work (yeah I know) I have this bathroom all to myself.... it's a glorified port-o-potty, but it's mine. There are no other females working in the yard, so literally I am the only one to use it, until last night anyway.
I left the door unlocked, and some guy decided to use it because walking another 2 feet to the penis-possessor side was 2 feet too far. I don't know who it was, but I know it was a dude.... he didn't flush his toiletpaperless "gift", nor did he put the seat down. (Spent five minutes cleaning a doorknob today.... never thought I'd ever feel the need to do that, but I did.) I really don't want to know who it was that didn't quite make it all the way through potty training, so instead of asking around, I wrote a poem and posted it above the toilet in MY bathroom.
I don't write poems very often, you'll have to bear with me... and be nice.. I'm pretty proud of what I came up with during my lunch break.
*Ahem*
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
Bernie has a vagina, how about you?
You might be confused, or in a big rush,
But the least you can do is;
Put the seat down, and flush!
Ta da!
Anywho, I thought I'd share that with you before going off to bed. (Midnights suck balls)
K I luv you buh bye!
I left the door unlocked, and some guy decided to use it because walking another 2 feet to the penis-possessor side was 2 feet too far. I don't know who it was, but I know it was a dude.... he didn't flush his toiletpaperless "gift", nor did he put the seat down. (Spent five minutes cleaning a doorknob today.... never thought I'd ever feel the need to do that, but I did.) I really don't want to know who it was that didn't quite make it all the way through potty training, so instead of asking around, I wrote a poem and posted it above the toilet in MY bathroom.
I don't write poems very often, you'll have to bear with me... and be nice.. I'm pretty proud of what I came up with during my lunch break.
*Ahem*
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.
Bernie has a vagina, how about you?
You might be confused, or in a big rush,
But the least you can do is;
Put the seat down, and flush!
Ta da!
Anywho, I thought I'd share that with you before going off to bed. (Midnights suck balls)
K I luv you buh bye!
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