I finally had my sex change surgery and I am officially a man, I just have to pick my name (I was thinking Henry or Homer). I have to admit it's rough standing to pee and I'll probably have to wing it a few times but I've had no problems striking up conversation in the public restrooms. Seems like every guy out there wants to know more about a chick with a dick.

Actually I am still a girl and the surgery I had was on my foot. It lasted a complete 2 hours of my day and we found out I was allergic to morphine -- there's nothing like asphyxiating in the operating room to soothe the body. I am on a high dosage of Vicodin as well as some kind of buprofen. Thanks to the vicodin everyone wants to be my friend again. Even if it's superficial friendship, it's nice to know there will be people around to do my bitch work for half a pop.

I'll be on ebaums a lot more for the next two months because I can't move around too much. That's pretty much why I wrote this. How was your day?