Me and my friend nick were really bored today and made up a lot of random things like this.

These are the few i remember.

The ability to levitate dead birds

Power to self-destroy

Turn Quarters into 3 pennies

Ability to walk halfway through a brick wall

The ability to shapeshift, but you can only turn into an igloo and a hot dog

The ability to see one and a half seconds into the future

The ability to fly for half a second at a time

X-ray vision that sees completely through everything, so you can see basically nothing

Being able to predict coin tosses correctly 45% of the time

The ability to fly, but only indoors.

Ability to detect losing lottery numbers from past lotteries.

The ability to talk to restroom appliances (hi Mr. toothbrush!)

The power to see through walls, but only ones made out of glass

Ability to run very slowly

See like things like the kid in 6th sense but only murdered chickens and cockroaches

The ability to make fat people strip and eat chicken

The ability to make strippers get dressed

The ability to talk incredibly fast for long periods of time

Heat vision that can't be turned off

The ability to become halfway invisible

Ability to count the number of Pringles chips in a stack by just one quick look.

The ability to morph into a lava lamp

Having all your fingers opposable, not just the thumb

Super hearing that only works at rock concerts

Power to see in to the past, and only in to the past.