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Useless Super Hero Powers

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Me and my friend nick were really bored today and made up a lot of random things like this.

These are the few i remember.

 

The ability to levitate dead birds

 

Power to self-destroy

 

Turn Quarters into 3 pennies

 

Ability to walk halfway through a brick wall

 

The ability to shapeshift, but you can only turn into an igloo and a hot dog

 

The ability to see one and a half seconds into the future

 

The ability to fly for half a second at a time

 

X-ray vision that sees completely through everything, so you can see basically nothing

 

Being able to predict coin tosses correctly 45% of the time

 

The ability to fly, but only indoors.

 

Ability to detect losing lottery numbers from past lotteries.

 

The ability to talk to restroom appliances (hi Mr. toothbrush!)

 

The power to see through walls, but only ones made out of glass

 

Ability to run very slowly

 

See like things like the kid in 6th sense but only murdered chickens and cockroaches

 

The ability to make fat people strip and eat chicken

 

The ability to make strippers get dressed

 

The ability to talk incredibly fast for long periods of time

 

Heat vision that can't be turned off

 

The ability to become halfway invisible

 

Ability to count the number of Pringles chips in a stack by just one quick look.

 

The ability to morph into a lava lamp

 

Having all your fingers opposable, not just the thumb

 

Super hearing that only works at rock concerts

 

Power to see in to the past, and only in to the past.

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