Useless Super Hero Powers
Me and my friend nick were really bored today and made up a lot of random things like this.
These are the few i remember.
The ability to levitate dead birds
Power to self-destroy
Turn Quarters into 3 pennies
Ability to walk halfway through a brick wall
The ability to shapeshift, but you can only turn into an igloo and a hot dog
The ability to see one and a half seconds into the future
The ability to fly for half a second at a time
X-ray vision that sees completely through everything, so you can see basically nothing
Being able to predict coin tosses correctly 45% of the time
The ability to fly, but only indoors.
Ability to detect losing lottery numbers from past lotteries.
The ability to talk to restroom appliances (hi Mr. toothbrush!)
The power to see through walls, but only ones made out of glass
Ability to run very slowly
See like things like the kid in 6th sense but only murdered chickens and cockroaches
The ability to make fat people strip and eat chicken
The ability to make strippers get dressed
The ability to talk incredibly fast for long periods of time
Heat vision that can't be turned off
The ability to become halfway invisible
Ability to count the number of Pringles chips in a stack by just one quick look.
The ability to morph into a lava lamp
Having all your fingers opposable, not just the thumb
Super hearing that only works at rock concerts
Power to see in to the past, and only in to the past.