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Diary of Deus and what he created.

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I have many names -some I would prefer not to be known as- but you my friends can call me Deus. My life has been a long road that seems to have spanned eons -though to me it has been a blink of an eye-  my being here in this verse seems like it came from nothing. I have created many things in my life, some that leave a lot to be desired.          


      Like the life of the late great David "Davy" Crockett, remember the Alamo indeed, a lot of my exploits have been told through stories and folklore, like the the tales of Davy, stories of my being have lasted to this modern age, and are used as a model for living, though a lot of the stories about your dear protagonist have been used to subvert the minds of the weak for millennia -a fact this is blindly ignored. The tales of me like the stories of Davy Crockett, through telling and re-telling have become outrageous to the point of extreme and yet they are still believed. I wish I could say "I'm that same David Crockett, fresh from the backwoods, half-horse, half-alligator, a little touched with the snapping turtle; can wade the Mississippi, leap the Ohio, ride upon a streak of lightning, and slip without a scratch down a honey locust". I cannot say this as I am not Mr Crockett, but I am Deus and like I said, I am responsible for many things -everything in fact. I cannot say I am a half-horse, or a half-alligator. But I can say I created them all, I created you, I created the air you breath, the food you eat, the sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters and partners, in fact everything you hold dear I brought into being.       

       "Hey God, are you done already?" shouted Dumbledore, "Thor and Superman are about to play beer pong!'      "Not now, I am almost done, Zeus."     

       Sorry about that my dear friends, I appear to be rumbled, I am indeed God and I shall not keep you too long as well, Thor and Superman playing beer pong always ends in a fight and as you can imagine that is something you cannot miss. The point I am trying to get across, no the point of the person who is writing to you now, is that yes, like the life of Davy Crockett the story of my being has been distorted too the point where there is no line between fact and fiction as everything is believed, but unlike Davy Crockett the stories of me are fictional, they have been borrowed from other religions from epochs past. We all share the same stories as the poor sheep that make up my church were duped into it from other religions through transition of dates and celebrations, I could go into the errors of my holy tome, but I have no need to, as the person who is giving voice to me has done so at great length.
              


       I will finish up by telling you that I am in this land of wonder with Spiderman, Batman, Superman and many more. I am a fictional character, but where they are regarded as made up I am accepted as being real the three things which annoy me the most are. One, unlike the super heroes and other Gods that you know are made up, they have been read about and followed by people who have read about them from cover too cover in every comic strip, comic book, watched every possible cartoon and film, followed every aspect of my very super friends made up life, but a very large percentage of my followers have not even bothered too read my book, they have not read it or even tried to read it, to try and  understand it and by extension me and what I am all about, they have not read the history of me and the fact I am a tyrannical, jealous and vicious God, they have not read anything about me, but claim to know me and what I stand for, who I am, and what I am doing for them. Two, these followers think I am real that it took me seven days to create everything, that I made Adam and Eve in a garden, that I created Satan to fall so that he would tempt Eve to eat an apple so that Satan could tempt humanity into a fictional hell which I allowed to happen in the first place, even though I could have stopped it at its inception, then I go and birth a Son who is in fact me, and I am also a holy ghost so in essence I impregnated myself to spawn myself so I can die for the sins of humanity for which I am responsible for in the first place as I created this moral system.  And three, you are intelligent people, you can distinguish between superman being fiction and a Shark being real. But you persist in talking about me and how I am going to send myself back again to save you from your sins which I created in the first place. Talk about the sequel being the same as the first. If I am real then these are actually the words of God and should be worshipped, the truth is, these are not the words of God, they are the words of someone who knows that I belong in the realm of folklore, Davy Crockett was a real man and a hero, I am not real, yet have more influence over humanity than any real person in the world of today, I am more powerful than world leaders, and actors combined, yet I am in your head and they are real and tangible. Follow your fellow man, not someone who was created by people who could not see the gaping contradictions in there own story. If the bible had too be written it should have been written by a geek, call them what you like but they know a story line and could have written a doozy with no plot holes and I would be wearing a spandex suit and fight crime during the night. But even if they had I still would not be real. Now I got a game to play, Goodbye friends.

     "Hey Guys I want to play the winner!"       
Higgs_Boson Uploaded 05/10/2012
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