What to do if a police officer stops you.
Today I will be teaching your prunes how to deal with an officer of the law, You must remember no matter how stupid you are, it is a physical impossibility for a police officer to be smarter than you. If you happen to be stopped by a female cop and just happen to as gorgeous as I am the first step is to look at her with your beautiful emerald eyes and make sure she gets a good look at you're jawline. If you look anything like me she will probably faint as soon as she gets a good look at you, when she faints that is the perfect chance to take her gun and shoot her in her face. If it is a male cop than make sure you address him as "bro", If you are me than he will probably be instantly charmed and try to be your bestfriend. Get out a pen and paper and ask him for his phone number so you guys can hang out, when he begins to tell you his number shove the pen in his eye.
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