I'm kind of a biker bitch, and have been to a few motorcycle rallies in my day. Why is it that at each one I have been to, one of the big, burly men has to wear a grass skirt and coconut bra? I don't get it. Also, the scariest looking bloke of the whole bunch is guaranteed to have a kitten calendar on his wall at home. I'm totally serious here. There is also bound to be the churchiest, squeaky clean , conservative librarian who whips her top off and shows you her boobs after two beers. Fuck stereotypes.