my sexual fantasy

I have this fantasy for some time...

I am in my village in Russia. I am walk home from store after stealing a bottle of vodka. I go into house, pour drink, sit down, pet my cat Oleg, light large quantity premium mary-juan.

There is knock at door. Is my neighbor, Svetlana. She is repute to have tightest grabbing-place of all women in my village, and I would like to introduce my intruder to her grabbing-place, but she is resist my advancement. Why is she at my house?

"I must borrow 1/2 kilo sugar," she is say.

"I will get," I tell her. Then I have plan. I get sugar, but also, I come back with beet. Beet is very powerful aphrodisiac, proven 85% effect in double-blind test, also double-deaf test, in Russian laboratory!

I say: "Svetlana, do me favor. Taste this beet, make sure it is OK. I think it may be spoil." But she is careful, because she knows power of beet. "I will take small taste," she is say.

But, right when she puts beet to mouth, I shove entire beet in her mouth, then hold mouth closed, like when you give pet dog a large pill. I also rub throat so she will swallow beet.

She is mad but soon beet takes effect, then she strips off clothes, and I introduce my intruder to her grabbing-place. Is very good sex-deployment.

I look at my cat, Oleg, for acknowledgment, this victory. But he just licks his balls.