How I know the taste of semen

Semen doesn't really have a distinct taste aside from salt provided the provider is healthy enough. Remember staying at my uncles house while in town for a jazz concert I was giving and was watching tv in the living room with their 11 year old son when I suddenly heard a deafining Moooooooooooooo!!!! and Oink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quackquackquack!!!!!!!!! Neighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! from their bedroom and the son said "Oh, mommy and daddy are playing barnyard, I can't go near their room now or I'm grounded. Hmmm... I said, and snuck over to their room and cracked the door open an inch, sure enough they were fucking, guess they loved being loud and vocal during sex and the "barnyard game" was their way of doing that without screaming "oh fuck me! FUCK ME!!!!!!!! Take it you filthy whore!!!!" etc. and freaking out their son, they were actually a pretty hot couple and only related to me by blood so I got super hard from my glimpse into their sex life and was unable to resist taking a pint of ice cream from the fridge, fucking it, and blowing a huge load then mushing it in with a spoon and then taking a bowl for myself before putting it back in the fridge.

Later on my uncle doing a happy jig from the sex helped himself to a bowl of icecream and yelled to his wife "hey is this the same ice cream as last time? Well they must have changed the formula or something cause it's even better, ok I'll come back to bed honey, damn good ice cream though! Remind me to get this brand again Mooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Back! Back! BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"