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Good news, everybody! Rape can't make you pregnant!

Yes, you heard it here first.  Todd Akin, a US representative from Missouri, says the reason he opposes abortion in the case of rape is that the female body has anti-rape-baby magic that prevents conception from happening.  He says that if the act was a "legitimate" rape, "The female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

The thing is, ladies, if you get pregnant from rape, it wasn't actually a rape.  You wanted it to happen so your body didn't shut the whole conception thing down.

We know that what he says is true, because he serves on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.  This guy is an expert on the subject of science.


He didn't actually explain the process by which a woman's body "shuts that whole thing down" but I suspect it's because rape scares away storks.

Okay, here's a quiz, who can guess what party affiliation Akin has?
tomlet Uploaded 08/20/2012
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