It seems fair. The Booty Call Agreement
THIS IS JUST
SOME RULES THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED WHEN PARTICIPATING IN A BOOTY CALL...
THE RULES ARE VERY SIMPLE AND WHEN IT COMES TO BOOTY CALL YOU DEFINATLY
NEED TO KEEP EVERYTHING SIMPLE SO HERE IT IZ YOU GUYS ENJOY IT AND
Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (here in after referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____________ day of ___________, 2009 by_______________ and ________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULE AND PRINCIPALS:
1. No sleeping over. Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9:00 PM. We don't have s--- to talk about.
4. None of that "love-making" s---. Only SEX allowed.
5. No emotional discussions. (I.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance, that is why you are called "the backup". Unless you are from out of town, then it's a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted, money is always good.
8. No "baby" or "honey" talks. However, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers. For those 10 minutes that you're in, you are all that matters at that moment.
10.No calling each other "friends with privileges" or "friends with benefits". We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11.Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK, don't be offended. I won't.
12.No extra clothing. I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13.No falling asleep right after sex. It's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the f--- home.
14.Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it, I don't care.
15.Don't ask me if I know who my daddy is. I already know cause it ain't you.
16.Don't ask me whose p---- this is cause it's a self explanatory question. It's attached to its rightful owner.
17.Don't ask me why I got a Christmas tree tattoo on one side of my punany and a turkey on the other. Everyone knows that the best eating happens between Thanksgiving & Christmas.
18.You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
19.You can not hold some change for any reason.
20.If anyone asks who I am, the standard response will be: "I don't know. I thought she looked familiar too".
21.Doggie style is the preferred position. The less the eye contact, the better.
22.No kissing on the lips. If you'll eat my s--- on the first date lawd knows what else you do with that mouth.
23.No condoms, no bitching. Carry your ass home.
24.Bring your own drink, I am not your liquor store and you better not come over drunk.
25.No phone use, please. I don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the agreement, it will automatically become null and void. And you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications and sexual positions until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party ..1 Participating Party ..2
Signature: ________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: __________________________________________
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