How To Show The World You Have An iPhone
Nowadays, when Android is successfully competing with the original Apple product, you need something to show your friends that you are rich, hip and classy enough to afford an iPhone. What better way to do it than getting some of these gadgets, eh?
1. The iPhone shirt
It says "slide to unlock"! Get it? It's a joke!! No? That... that's funny.. it says "slide to unlock" on the iPhone screen when it's blocked. It's funny, trust me!!!
2. The iPhone sandwich
Whenever you invite your friends, be sure to prepare some iPhone shaped snacks for them. This way they'll know you have an Apple product and you're proud of it. And since you have the iPhone sandwich, why not...
3. The iPhone Table
Made out of overpriced materials, small and ugly. Perfect for a hipster party.
4. The iPhone sleeve
Not only do you look bad ass, you can use your iPhone as a watch.
You'll be even cooler than that hipster dork... I mean dedicated fan, who got subdermal implants for his iPod nano.
5. The iPhone flask
But wait, there's more! Are you by chance an alcoholic? Become the star of the AA meetings with your iPhone shaped flask. Impress the truckers and yuppies.
6. iPhone metal knuckles
Somebody called you a hipster $#%*^? Beat them up with the classy, metal iPhone knuckles.
7. iPhone door mat
Remember the t-shirt? How about letting your guests know they're entering a classy house?
8. iPhone pumpkin
Since Halloween is near, you might wanna tell those kids they're getting candy from a classy iPhone owner.
There's a lot more than that - iPhone ear rings, bed sheets or a retro hand set for your iPhone, so you can use it at home, even though you could already use it at home without it. Don't let your friends think you have a cheesy, cheap Android. Get them!