Annoying but Perfect Spam Ad
You think you can't whiten your teeth, lose belly fat, and get a bigger d*** all at the same time? If it weren't true, why would I say it?! Here's how it works:
This single dad discovered a trick DENTISTS HATE. Make your teeth as white as bleach just by using an old home secret.
Your teeth will whiten, and you will LOSE BELLY FAT from the severe toxicity of this home tooth remedy!
This will dimish the fat pad surrounding your mini mushroom and add inches to your #$%*, NO SURGERY NO PILLS.
Then you can be like this dude MAKING 75/HR without leaving the house!