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I should be accustomed to stupid people doing stupid things, but those are usually the dumb Americans. It's astonishing that an Australian could do such a thing. You might have already heard that Kylie Minogue insured her pooper for 5 millions of dollars. 


Yes, she paid the insurance company a fortune, to get even more money if anything happens to her butt. SERIOUSLY? People normally buy insurance so they get money if something happens to them. Kylie Minogue is already a millionaire, so why would she need to buy insurance? More importantly, what is it that Kylie fears could happen to her butt?


Here's a list of possible things Kylie might fear:


Anal fissure - a tear or ulcer in the lining of the anus; anal fissures may be caused by an injury from a hard or large bowel movement or from frequent loose bowel movements. Uncommonly, they may also be caused by penetration of the anus during anal sex. Fissures cause the anal sphincter to go into spasm, which worsens pain and prevents healing.


Anorectal Abscess - a pus-filled cavity caused by bacteria invading a mucus-secreting gland in the anus and rectum.


Anorectal Fistula - an abnormal channel that leads from the anus or rectum usually to the skin near the anus but occasionally to another organ, such as the vagina.


Rectal Prolapse - a painless protrusion of the rectum through the anus.


Pilonidal Disease - an infection caused by a hair that injures the skin at the top of the cleft between the buttocks.


Proctitis - inflammation of the lining of the rectum (rectal mucosa).


Levator Syndrome - Levator syndrome is sporadic pain in the rectum caused by spasm of a muscle near the anus (the levator ani muscle).


Hemorrhoids - dilated, twisted (varicose) veins located in the wall of the rectum and anus.

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