Rules for making a video
1.If you have the following conditions do not make a video.
Parkinson's disease
Multiple sclerosis
Delirium tremens
Uncontrollable shaking
2.It would seem from the videos that wind up on eBaum's World
that the above candidates are addicted to producing videos to share
with the public.Cease and desist already!
3.If you are in good health and wish to make a video-just
hold on to the g*d damned thing against your chest-just
let the camera record the action-without moving the camera very much-only
to point it at the action.
4.Shooting movies in the dark is just that-dark!
5.Leave excessive zooming to Hollywood pros-they know how to do it.
6.Finally-your camera records audio very badly-erase it and dub in music.
7.I probably missed lots of things-feel free to add your opinion.
Parkinson's disease
Multiple sclerosis
Delirium tremens
Uncontrollable shaking
2.It would seem from the videos that wind up on eBaum's World
that the above candidates are addicted to producing videos to share
with the public.Cease and desist already!
3.If you are in good health and wish to make a video-just
hold on to the g*d damned thing against your chest-just
let the camera record the action-without moving the camera very much-only
to point it at the action.
4.Shooting movies in the dark is just that-dark!
5.Leave excessive zooming to Hollywood pros-they know how to do it.
6.Finally-your camera records audio very badly-erase it and dub in music.
7.I probably missed lots of things-feel free to add your opinion.
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