Number 10
"Excuse me, is this seat taken?" = Has anyone put it in your ass yet, if not I would like to take your seat

"Would you like to dance?" = Bend over, we can do the Lambada while I dump the Florida Keys all of that tramp stamp on your lower, hairy back.

Number 8
"Can I interest you in a glass of". = Are you into Bukkake, if so I have a pint glass full of sour milk for you.

"Do you come here often? I could use your opinion about something…" = I know I just paid you 50.00 for a blowjob, so i would like to come here often, open up

Number 6
"Excuse me; can you help me with…?". = Please help me with my hardon, kick it, spit on it or at least talk to it and tell me he is having a hard time and things will get better.

Number 5
"Don’t you find this place…?" = Do you find this place weird, I know your tied up and we are in the woods and im about to chop off your head, but it could be worse.

Number 4
"You look like you might be interested in some great conversation.". = If you must speak, I will take the tape off your mouth, just speak into the microphone

Number 3
"Would you like an escort to your…" = An escort to your death, hop in my rape van and we will take a nice ride through the countryside, just put on your seatbelt, there is alot of cops in this area.

Number 2
"Wow! I really like that (insert item of clothing or fragrance) you’re wearing.". = You look good wearing my front bumper in your mouth, you should never talk back to me, especially while im drunk.

Number 1
"I just thought you should know that you have a really nice…" = You have a great Uterus, it would look great in a jar of formaldeyide on my nightstand.