Top 10 Movie Serial Killers
by David Stewart
Private Island Presents the Top 10 Most Derranged and Insane Movie Serial Killers of All Time, Perhaps we can arrange a meeting for lunch?
.... Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats! ...
#10 Jack Frost (Scott Macdonald)
One of the most absurd Slasher Movies made, Jack Frost, not to be confused with the family friendly film starring Michael Keaton that came out a year later, is about a convicted Serial killer who is genetically bonded with snow during a car accident on the way to his execution. He then becomes a murderious snowman set on revenge and causing sadistic mayhem.
...Every man... every man has to go through hell to reach paradise....
#9 Max Cady (Robert De Niro)
A remake of an older film with the same title Cape Fear starring Georgery Peck and Robert Mitchum, De Niro plays Max Cady, a tattooed, cigar-smoking, bible-quoting, psychotic rapist. Freshly released from prison, Cady stalks and torments his former lawyer who withheld evidence which could have saved him from prison.
...Now you can bite me. Bite my boots! Bite my boots!...
#8 Dr. Heiter (Dieter Laser)
The mastermind behind the Human Centipede, Dr Heiter kidnaps and imprisons two American girls and a Japanese man to surgically attach them together by their gastric systems into a symbol of human misery.
...There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!...
#7 Machine (Chris Bauer)
Nick Cage as Private Investigator Tom Welles in 8mm tracks the source of a snuff film to bring it's creators' to justice. His primary target is discovering the identity of the masked killer in the film, the violent and mysterious Machine, the murderious crony of demented film producer Dino Velvet.
What's in the basket? Easter eggs?
#6 Basket Case
The twisted half of the Brothers Bradley in the film Basket Case, Duane and his brother whom he keeps in a basket are seeking revenge on the doctors which separated them, so deformed is Duane's Siamese Twin, the doctors questioned his humanity sending him on quest for venagence in a frenzy.
I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of.
#5 Pennywise (Tim Curry)
A Metaphysical Shapeshiting Demon from It, Pennywise is representative of everything evil and foul, a monster which feeds on children's fear then killing them.
I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
#4 Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale)
Christian Bale's controversial role as investment banker Patrick Batemen, the inhuman murderer from American Psycho is one of the most chilling portrayals of a man beyond human feeling.
Be my victim.
#3 Candyman (Tony Todd)
The supernatural ghost of a murdered man, Tony Todd's unforgettable role as Candyman is one of the most jarring monsters of film. Appearing without warning, and striking viciously with no sense of rational material logic to his form, he is the boogie-man par excellence.
You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.
#2 The Tall Man (Angus Scrimm)
Phantasm's primary anatagonist, The Tall Man kills you with his flying spheres, shrinks your corpse and reanimates you to become his slave. The grim austere villian steals the scenes as the star of the series of the Phantasm films.
If you're good at something, never do it for free
#1 Joker (Heath Ledger)
Considered by many to be the best of the Jokers, in The Dark Knight, Heath Ledger's portrayal of the most famous of Batman's enemies will always be remembered for Ledger's tragic death after the film, but this tragedy does not change the strength and conviction of Ledger's acting in the film, giving the Joker a new dimension to an already complex and horrible character.
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