2013 Valentine's Day Gift Guide
For all those lucky eBaumer's with a significant other for Valentine's Day this year, get your mate something special from this gift list! Valentine's day is the perfect opportunity to buy your soulmate something they will never forget!
Because it probably smells better than your farts.
Talking Honey Badger
This Honey Badger can get away with saying all the things you wish you could!
Canned Unicorn Meat
Tell your girl or man that this meat is as rare as they are...it might get you lucky.
Bang Exploding Toilet Seat
A perfect tool to scare the crap out of your mate...literally.
Go Girl Female Urination Device
Now your girl can piss like one of the dudes!
Oxyelite Pro Dietary Supplement
Nothing says I love you quite like 90 fat loss pills for your better half.
This may seem like an odd choice, but at least you will know what she is up to when she is not with you.
A cheap attempt at getting you laid.
Your girlfriend should be very familiar with the male member. Have her practice with this usefull tool!
Practice makes perfect.