I had no idea a wedding could be so expensive. I mean like 500$ for getting simple hair extensions or 1000$ for bloody flowers? It's times like this when you're glad your soon to be inlaws promised to cover the wedding costs. Or that your future husband's parents are bloody rich in general. 24, 000$ (yes, twenty four THOUSAND Australian dollars) for a wedding with only 62 guests. But anywho, next week is gonna be great.

"Were gonna hire a professional to take care of everything" they've said "You'll only have to like pick the dress," they've said. Bull shit! Like 4 bloody hours picking the right dress (lol, 2,300$ for a dress you're gonna wear once), trying to strategically place the guest seats I have no idea how long and still not placing them right, having to like explain to some of the people why they aren't invited... Tiresome shit.

Regardless, I'd like to say that next week is all about me and you're obviously not invited for the party. Tough luck, bitches.