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The shit that happened today that shows my humbility/Shrodness

FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS, I AM RIPPED AS FUCK, I BENCH 975LBS FOR REPS AND I DO IT WITH AMAZING SWAG. I SQUAT 1025LBS FOR REPS AND I DEADLIFT 1015 FOR REPS WITH INCREDIBLE SWAGGER. WHEN I GO IN THE GYM I GET ON ALL FOURS LIKEĀ  A ALPHA MALE WOLF AND START HOWLING THEN RIP MY WIFEBEATER OFF AND AT THAT PIOINT YOU KNOW IM GETTING PUSSY TONIGHT... YOU BITCHES GOT NOTHIGN ON THIS RIPPED TO FUCK BODY AND ILL FUCKING KILL ANY OF YOU NO PROBLEM. I WAS RAISED ON THE STREETS SO MERKIN A BITCH AINT NOTHIN TO ME BRUH.

THE OTHER DAY I WENT ON A SAFARI IN AFRICA WITH A BUNCH OF SUPERMODELS AND WORLDMODELS. OUR JEEP BROKE DOWN IN A THICKET SO I GOT OUT OF THE JEEP AND PULLED IT WITH A ROPE LIKE IN A STRONG MAN COMPITETION AND ALL THE BITCHES STARTED CHEERING ME AND CHANTING MY NAME, SO I GOT ON ALL FOURS AND RIPPED OFF MY SHIRT WHILE ROARING LIKE A LION. ALL OF A SUDDEN AN ALPHA MALE HEAD OF THE PRIDE LION RUNS AT ME AND JUMPS ON MY BACK SO I SQUAT IT JUST LIKE I DO 1025LBS FOR REPS AND I SLAM IT ONTO THE GROUND BREAKING ITS NECK ALL, SO I WALK BACK TO THE JEEP WITH INCREDIBLE SWAG WITH MY PECS DRIPPING SWEAT AND THE SUN GLEAMING OFF MY GANGSTEROUS AS FUCK TATTOOED BODY LOOKING HUMBLE AS FUCK AND ALL OF A SUDDEN ALL THE BITCHES RUN FROM THE JEEP AND START CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SAYING HOW MUCH THEY NEVER WANT TO LOSE ME AND THEY LOVE ME. SO I PUSH THEM OUT OF THE WAY, GET EVERYBODY IN THE JEEP, KNOCK THE DRIVER OUT, DO A BURNOUT WHILE ALL THE BITCHES THROW THIER PANTIES AT ME, LIGHT A CIG LIKE A BADASS AND PEEL THE FUCK OUT HOME.


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