I've decided to start a blog to share my daily poops with everyone here at ebaumsworld!
If enough people request it, I'll upload images too.  
I am going to share my pooping experience as well as a description of the consistency. Most importantly, I'll be weighing myself before and after my poops so I know how much it weighs.  This scientific data could prove to be invaluable to the great minds at ebaums HQ.  I realize that by posting my information on this site that information about my poop becomes property of Viumbe, but I really only wish to donate this knowledge in an effort to make their shitty website a lil more shitty. 
Todays poop was a pretty good one.  Solid, but wet. It came out pretty quick which was a little disappointing because I was hoping to write this blog on the toilet.  I hastily wiped myself clean and headed for the computer.  It was a stinky one, and I didn't want it to dry up and become crusted to my poopshooter.  I've got stuff to do today, and I already took a shower.  Weighing in at a hefty .8 lbs, or .363kg, it wasn't the biggest of poops, but it will do. I have already pooped once this morning which is when I decided it would be a good idea to start weighing my poops.  I'm willing to bet it weighed well over a pound! But, it was mostly water from all the beer I drank last night. 
Well thats it, be sure to subscribe and next time I poop I'll tell you all about it :D
And now you know. This is the SHIZNIT.